Golf Terminology

(Please don't take offence ... if you have any new ones, please post a comment)


Sally Gunnell: Ugly but a good runner
Maradona: Nasty little five-footer
Rock Hudson: Looked straight, but was bent
Adolf Hitler: Two shots in the bunker
Douglas Bader: Looked good in the air, but had no legs
Saddam Hussein: From one bunker into another
Princess Grace: Should have used a driver
Princess Diana: Definitely should NOT have taken a driver
Yasser Arafat: Ugly and in the sand
Rodney King: Over-clubbed
Stephen Fry: A big bender
Oscar Pistorius: Got away with one
Sister-in-law: You’re up there, but you know you shouldn’t be
Brazilian: Shaved the hole
Paris Hilton: A very expensive hole
Fidel Castro: Needed one more revolution
Anna Kournikova: Looked great, but no result
Russell Grant: A fat iron
Elephant's arse: High and pretty shitty
Salman Rushdie: A difficult read
Kate Winslett: A bit fat, but almost perfect